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Some will rob you with a six-gun, and some with a fountain pen.

Last Friday, David Schwartz argued that the Supreme Court’s recent AT&T Mobility v. Conception decision would effectively kill the class action lawsuit because

Concepcion is the culmination of twenty-five years of Supreme Court arbitration jurisprudence that has turned the FAA into a do-it-yourself tort reform statute.  By adding an arbitration clause, a would-be defendant can do away with juries, with pesky discovery into its documents or employees’ testimony, and, now, with class actions.  It is a case study in broad-ranging common-lawmaking based on the thinnest of legislative foundations.  As now retired Justice O’Connor put it, concurring in Allied Bruce Terminix v. Dobson, “the Court has abandoned all pretense of ascertaining congressional intent with respect to the Federal Arbitration Act, building instead, case by case, an edifice of its own creation.”

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Increasingly since the early 1980s, the Supreme Court has made arbitration agreements into supercontracts.  A “normal” contract is subject to the hornbook principle that contract terms exempting the drafting party from its own intentional wrongs are void as against public policy.  An adhesion contract term stating that “no class action may be brought against Company” would probably be held void as against public policy, or as an illegal exculpatory clause, or unconscionable by virtually every court in the country.  But the U.S. Supreme Court now upholds a clause accomplishing this very thing; it need only be done using the vehicle of an arbitration clause.

Merry Christmas, general counsel.  Now get busy amending those contracts!

Sunday, I got an email from Sony that informed me of new terms of service that I would be required to agree to if I wanted to continue watching Netflix on my PS3:

In particular, please review Section 15 of the TOS, which now includes a class action waiver and requires that most disputes be resolved through arbitration.

Done and done. Much easier to insert a class action waiver than to do anything to increase network security and avoid data breaches.

Now I’m not normally one to indulge in conspiracy theories, but check out the timeline:

Nothing suspicious there.

This chaps my ass

I’m generally sympathetic to the plaintiff’s bar, but here’s another class action that makes me skeptical. Proctor & Gamble is paying $2.7 million in attorney’s fees and $1000 to each affected child because kids who wore Pampers got diaper rash? I guess in this case, at least the plaintiffs got something, unlike the VW Water Ingress class action, where most plaintiffs got nothing and the lawyers asked for $32 million (but only got $9 million).

Class inaction

I’m generally of the opinion that frivolous lawsuits are largely a myth–the occasions where an unjustified lawsuit proceeds to trial are rare, and the occasions when such unjustified claims result in unreasonable verdicts are even rarer. I also think that class action lawsuits are necessary given the nature of our consumer economy. Why should someone be any less liable for cheating a million people out of a dollar each than for cheating one person out of a million dollars?
However, I just received notice of a class action lawsuit of which I and my wife are class members that shocks even my plaintiff-friendly conscience.
Some Volkswagen owners in New Jersey have found out the hard way that when you have a car with a sunroof, if you don’t clean out the sunroof drains periodically, rain will leak into your car.
As a result, they have filed 2 class action lawsuits in federal court, and a settlement has been proposed.
For many class members (such as myself), the only benefit they will receive is a piece of paper to put into the owner’s manual that says “check your sunroof drains every 40,000 miles.” That’s it, no reimbursement, no inspection, no free drain cleaning, nothing.
settlement benefits
Other class members will be eligible to be reimbursed for repairs, but the total amount of the repair fund is $8million. The plaintiff’s attorneys have, however valued the “total monetary and non-monetary benefit” to class members at $125million (the collective value of a reminder to check your sunroof drains is $117million?) and are asking for a fee of $30million plus $1.5million in expenses.

So I get a piece of paper telling me something I already knew, and the attorneys who claim to represent my interests expect nearly $32million? WTF? Please, your honor, don’t approve this settlement.