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Lifelong Learning FAIL

This month’s Outside Magazine has an article about a guy named Dallas Trombley whose goal is to float a raft down the Hudson River from Albany to Manhattan. Although it seems to be presented as an example perseverance and will, instead it is a terrible indictment of our educational system.

I’ve been teaching since 1993, and for at least the past two decades one of the goals of not just higher education but also K-12 has been the idea of the “lifelong learning.” The educational system seems to have failed utterly at creating a lifelong learner of Mr. Twombley.

Mr. Twombley conceived of the idea of floating down the Hudson during his senior year at SUNY Albany in 2005. In the ensuing 5 years, he has spent nearly $20,000 and sunk six boats in the process of failing to attain his goal and also apparently failing to learn much about boatbuilding or navigation. His first attempt involved a raft made from trash with provisions that included a 30-pack of cheap beer. Within 15 miles they had nearly been run over by commercial traffic twice and had to be rescued by the marine police. The article goes on to list a litany of failures (didn’t bother to check the weather to see which way the prevailing winds blew; crashed into navigation buoys; charts and cellphone washed overboard; no sunscreen; and of course the factor that ended more than one trip: running out of beer.) As his seventh trip approaches, Twombley says, “I don’t see anything that could possibly go wrong.”

His goal is an admirable one, but Twombley’s education has completely failed in teaching him how to learn. Humans have been navigation waterways for millenia, and they have been traveling the Hudson River for centuries. A bit of research could have saved him thousands of dollars and avoided endangering not just the lives of himself and those whom he has convinced to join him as crew, but also those of the people who work on the river and who have been called on repeatedly to rescue him. Instead, however, he has proceeded solely on the basis of trial and (repeated) error. As Bismarck said, “Only a fool learns from his own mistakes. The wise man learns from the mistakes of others.”

Oarlock Retainer, Part II

oarlock retainerI went to the lake a couple of weeks ago, and I got to try out my new home-madeĀ  oarlock retainers:

I suppose this post would be a little more informative if I had had some problems, but in fact they worked just as I had anticipated. They dropped easily through the oarlock socket, and then the crossbar settled into its level position. From the rowing position they were completely invisible, and as you can probably see from the photo, they didn’t interfere in the lease with the function of the oarlock.

oarlock retainerI then tested what happened when the oarlock was pulled up out of the socket, and the oarlock hung from the retainer. (If I’d though of this five years ago, I wouldn’t have lost that first oarlock at Fort Morgan).

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Years ago, when I first launched my sailboat, I took it to Fort Morgan on the Alabama Gulf coast. As My father and I were rowing out from the boat ramp into Mobile Bay, one of us caught a wave and the oar lock went over. Bought a small trolling motor shortly thereafter and haven’t really used the oars much.

More recently, however, I built a rowboat, and I’ve been using split rings to keep the oarlocks in the socket (learned my lesson!). I liked the idea of oarlock chains, but paying nearly as much for the chains as I paid for the oarlocks offended my tightwad sensibilities.

Here’s my new solution: a bit of takeout chopstick (one chopstick made enough for three retainers, enough for my new pair of oarlocks and my orphaned extra), some tarred marline, and a bit of sail twine for whippings. I used an anchor bend on the oarlock and a topsail halyard bend on the stick, but I don’t think the knots are critical. I hope to get out on the water this weekend, so action photographs should follow soon.

Rowing on Highland Lake


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My favorite spot on the lake–at the end of the “Fishing Slough,” a no-wake zone, so it’s safe from the jet skis, and shallow enough to be interesting. On this day, there were swarms of dragonflies buzzing around the reeds.

Black Warrior at Dawn


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Not long ago, I took my camera with me on an early morning walk along the river in Tuscaloosa. I regularly see the UA rowing crew out practicing, and occasionally see someone in a single shell. I spotted him that morning, and I’m especially happy with the way this shot turned out.

I recently picked up a Minolta Hi-Matic 7s rangefinder camera, and I’m having fun taking photos with film again. There’s a bit of a learning curve, and focusing is still hard with the dim old rangefinder, but I like the results I’m getting. (The photo in the header was taken the same morning, and you can see the rowing team going by.)